SPORTSSports Sightings: A humorous look at the day's notable photosThe Detroit NewsYou don't want to know what wrestling move Scottie Scheffler was going to pull on his caddie if he didn't win the Masters.David J. Phillip, APHe's got a mean right uppercut.Lindsey Wasson, APThat's a party foul.Martin Meissner, APNew York Rangers forward Artemi Panarin's offensive production has declined noticeably since he began bum-lining his shots.John Munson, APFans of the New York Mets have accepted the notion that wins will be hard to come by since they've committed themselves to their youth movement.Mary Altaffer, APKansas City Royals' Salvador Perez notices a fan who is sitting in Section 205, Row H, seat 11, who actually has a ticket for Section 205, Row H, Seat 12. You can't let people get away with this stuff.Mary Altaffer, APThe itching powder in the underwear gag is really out of control in the Yankees clubhouse this season.David Dermer, APAlex Verdugo celebrates his double by saluting a fan wearing a Ronnie James Dio t-shirt.David Dermer, APHold me close.Martin Meissner, APIt's a shame the Masters doesn't have a Tetris-shaped leaderboard like Comerica Park. We heard it's all the rage nowadays.Charlie Riedel, APSomebody is happy the weekend is here.Mike Stewart, APCaddies just keep getting younger and younger these days.George Walker IV, APBarcelona's Raphinha celebrates after learning he gets free Spotify premium in exchange for advertising the music streaming company on his jersey.Lewis Joly, APLove is always in the air at the Masters.Matt Slocum, APWho knew that there were Louisville Cardinals fans in Brazil?Silvia Izquierdo, APWe wonder which darling is to blame for shooting this guy through the heart and giving love a bad name.Craig Mitchelldyer, APDon't let anyone tell you that you're not a star.Lindsey Wasson, APStudent-athletes don't even wait to change out of their uniforms before they hit the transfer portal nowadays.Brynn Anderson, APSo this is what Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side of the Moon" album is all about.Aaron Doster, APNext time just ask for an undershirt that isn't so tight.David J. Phillip, APNote to all pigeons: Anthony Davis carries a grudge and has a long memory.William Liang, APHeads up to anyone who gets into a rock paper scissors contest with Darius Garland: Throw rock every time.William Liang, APKamilla Cardoso, you have not listened to a word we've said.Morry Gash, APThe zero gravity outfield at the Twins' ballpark is proving to be a rather controversial renovation.Matt Krohn, APIf the outfield ivy at Wrigley Field is any indication, spring might not be here just yet.Paul Beaty, APLook at these guys doing their variation of the Kid 'n Play kick step.Jon Super, APWe've heard Formula One is going to start selling bird's eye view tickets.Hiro Komae, APThis guy is ready for the Tigers' home opener at Comerica Park.Nicolas Aguilera, APTripping over your own feet in public? That's embarrassing.Dave Thompson, APLooks like this net caught a group of young and eager autograph seekers.Lindsey Wasson, AP"Did I make it home safe?"Eric Christian Smith, APThis isn't the ideal time for a game of leapfrog.Noah K. Murray, APGoodbye, Duke. Hello, Final Four.Brandon Wade, APBlue Jays' Bo Bichette is tagged out at home by his luscious locks. Maybe that's a sign it's time for a haircut.Eric Christian Smith, APDo you think Erling Haaland would make a good skin care model?Dave Thompson, APAll those times of reaching out and stopping the phone from falling off the bed are paying off.Frank Gunn, APThis is not what they mean when they say "give him the hook."Darron Cummings, APThis is the same look people give when they see Michigan snow for the first time.Jenny Kane, APPoseidon called. He wants his trident back.Stephen Brashear, APIf this doesn't knock some sense into him, we're not sure what will.John Locher, APYikes! Almost stepped on a possum.Kevin M. Cox, APBrook Lopez was completely unprepared for the total lack of love in Atlanta.Mike Stewart, APIt weren't me. It was him. He went that way.Mike Stewart, APLet's check in live and see how the Red Wings' playoff push is going...ouch.Karl B DeBlaker, APWe're not sure if this is a soccer or karate match.Alastair Grant, APPro days separate those who will go pro in football and those who won't. We'll let you guess which category he falls under.Tony Gutierrez, APThis guy must not have seen the Progressive Insurance commercial about how selfies don't need to be taken from this angle.Asanka Brendon Ratnayake, APThis goalkeeper won't let anything pass.David Davies, APEverybody loves Opening Day.Kirsty Wigglesworth, APTwo heads are usually better than one, but not in this case.Charlie Neibergall, AP"Ma'am, you can pout all you want. That's not going to change the call."Ben McKeown, APHe must've gotten a whiff of that stinky cheese.Jae C. Hong, APThe thrill of riding a bike with no hands for the first time is unmatched.Geert Vanden Wijngaert, APYou better sit there and think about what you've just done.Jose Breton, APSweet dreams to the opposition.Charlie Neibergall, APBe careful. Icy conditions can cause pileups.Ryan Sun, APMarch makes heroes out of anyone.Matt Freed, APHow are you supposed to defend this type of pass?Phelan M. Ebenhack, APYou better believe the best time of the year is here. March Madness, baby!Scott Strazzante, APWhoa, pal. We're sitting over here!Rick Scuteri, APThis fan doesn't just wear his national pride on his sleeve.Eugene Hoshiko, APIf he would just work on being a few inches taller he wouldn't need to jump so high to get off a shot. Just sayin'.Abbie Parr, APHey, hey, hey, what did I do? All I did was step on your foot, knee you in the groin, gouge your eye and call your mama a name! Chill out!Abbie Parr, APChad Baker-Mazara has the longest finger we've ever seen. Just sayin'.John Bazemore, APBruce Pearl has a normal-size finger, Just sayin'.John Bazemore, APThis is us celebrating another successful edition of the enduringly popular Sports Sightings series. The enthusiasm for our job never changes.John Bazemore, APOne shining moment has a different meaning in hockey than it does in college basketball.Frank Gunn, APSomebody channeled his inner Eddie Guerrero with that frog splash celebration.David Becker, APThere were no winners in this 50-50 battle.George Frey, APYou know, when we had this haircut a few years ago people laughed at us, but Coby White is just rocking it! Nothing is fair.Charles Rex Arbogast, APThis is why curlers don't really contribute that much when they are put on hockey teams.DARRYL DYCK, APThanks for the help buddy! Hey look, I'm in the front row! Great seats, hey buddy?DARRYL DYCK, APC.J. Stroud just can't function without his Walkman.Matt Slocum, APIf this play ended with nobody in critical condition we're gonna call it a victory.Kathleen Batten, APDon't know what he did but he's giving himself a four-star review.Doug McSchooler, APGot completely distracted when he saw the camera.Doug McSchooler, APOoooh, sweet. We did that in gym class one time and we still feel a tinge of pride 40-some years later.Doug McSchooler, APWhat about that, heh? What about that over there, heh? What you got to say about that, heh?Rick Scuteri, APThat looks like a tackle. That's not legal, right? You can't tackle in basketball, right? Hang on, we gotta look this up.Rick Scuteri, APWashington quarterback Michael Penix Jr. feels sorry for whoever has to clean up all the confetti.Butch Dill, APHe's fed up with paying the rising airline prices.Matthias Schrader, APSo far this year, everything is coming up roses.David Guralnick, The Detroit NewsBig emotion. Not sure what emotion but it's big.Ben McKeown, APHe's got the clap.Ben McKeown, APYou know, where we come from this could be considered a penalty.Brynn Anderson, APThis is us scratching surfing off the "Sports We Plan to Try out for Ourselves in 2024" list.Damian Dovarganes, APThe recommended accompanying music for this Sports Sightings selection is Chubby Checker's "Let's Limbo Again."Morry Gash, APSir, you're not caught in a trap. Just turn around.Luca Bruno, APIt was at this moment he realized he's not fit to be an enforcer.Lynne Sladky, APGiddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, let's go, let's look at the show. We're riding in a wonderland of snow.Ashley Landis, APGetting in the holiday spirit.Lynne Sladky, APSometimes you're just in the wrong place at the wrong time.Rogelio V. Solis, APThis new custom of body-slamming kickers when they miss a field goal should really be reconsidered.Abbie Parr, APTightening the strings on his hoodie. No, flossing his teeth? Tightening a square knot? Oh well, cool gesture anyway.Matt Ludtke, APA team wearing blue and white playing a team wearing white and blue on a field that's blue with white stripes. This must have looked great on TV.Steve Conner, APGetting some early legwork done on that professional wrestling career.Michael Dwyer, APNo, can't get through this way.Carolyn Kaster, APNothing's worse than having your helmet on in the middle of the game and remembering you needed to straighten your toupee.Carolyn Kaster, APWow, these people really wanted to watch Miami (Ohio) and Appalachian State play in the Cure Bowl. Guys, the game is on the TV in the bar, where it's, you know, warm and dry?John Raoux, APMan, their moms are gonna be so mad when they find out they've been playing in this weather. Somebody's gotta do their own laundry this week!John Raoux, AP